destination: excellence

The eleventh hour

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:09:30 -0400

-Warden? It’s the governor. I’ve decided to pardon Jenkins.
-Sir, it’s 12:55. Jenkins has been dead for nearly an hour.
-Really? My watch says 11:55.
-Did you… remember that it’s daylight savings day?
-(Sighs.) I can’t believe this happened two years in a row.

I hope you enjoyed this excerpt from Simon Rich’s new masterpiece (exaggeration? nah.) Free Range Chickens.

markwilson12: Chaz ad 1979 Life magazine (via Whatever’s OK’s)

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:52:59 -0400

markwilson12:

Chaz ad 1979 Life magazine (via Whatever’s OK’s)

“Brad Pitt and George Clooney wave at the Venice Film...

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:34:00 -0400

“Brad Pitt and George Clooney wave at the Venice Film Festival, just one Peter O’Toole short of creating the most scientifically likable picture known to man.” -best week ever

michael phelps’ true colors.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:54:00 -0400

michael phelps’ true colors.

contents of a package my brother just sent me: this ad, a darth...

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:29:41 -0400

contents of a package my brother just sent me: this ad, a darth vader pencil bag, and a bag of walnuts from costco. my lucky day.

john singleton copley has never looked so sophisticated.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:15:01 -0400

john singleton copley has never looked so sophisticated.

dear greenwich letterpress, you are adorable. sidenote: i need...

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:07:33 -0400

dear greenwich letterpress , you are adorable. sidenote: i need more friends that would incorporate tom selleck into their nuptials.

lizistwentythree: My little brother. New Mexico, August 2005....

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:43:49 -0400

lizistwentythree:

My little brother.

New Mexico, August 2005.

it would be a sin for me not to reblog this. talk about a dreamboat.

i will be in nyc this weekend. please, lord, let me see neil...

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:48:00 -0400

i will be in nyc this weekend. please, lord, let me see neil diamond on the subway. PLEASE. (via soupsoup: Neil Diamond on the subway Wednesday night.)

whoa there. mr. humphries got old.

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:49:00 -0400

whoa there. mr. humphries got old.

yessss!

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:34:58 -0400

yessss!

Michael: Times have changed a little, and even though we’re still a family here at Dunder Mifflin families grow and at some point the daddy can’t take a bath with the kids anymore. I am upper management and it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam, as much as I might want to.

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:06:13 -0400

Michael: Times have changed a little, and even though we’re still a family here at Dunder Mifflin families grow and at some point the daddy can’t take a bath with the kids anymore. I am upper management and it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam, as much as I might want to.

Pam: He said what?

i'm working on a quality research paper.

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:29:25 -0400

Angela, the fundamentalist Christian, says she would take religious bestseller The Purpose Driven Life, along with the Bible. When a coworker indicates she would take The Da Vinci Code, Angela interrupts and snidely says she would take that too, so she could burn it.

This clip is amazing…it makes me like america ferrera even...

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 11:53:56 -0400

This clip is amazing…it makes me like america ferrera even more…i love the blank stare into space, just before the eye roll. (via folkinz)

folkinz, you are kind of my tumblr hero.

Batman’s Salary (via youarenotilliterate)

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:47:00 -0400

Batman’s Salary (via youarenotilliterate)

dear internet friends, i regret to inform you that i won’t...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:21:00 -0400

dear internet friends, i regret to inform you that i won’t be able to tumble in real life this evening. i will, however, nominate myself and alicia to plan the next jolly gathering - that is, if you’ll still have us.

bostonmeetups:

this is tonight! hope to see many of you there.

steven

Photo

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:11:52 -0400

keyboard mystery

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:52:53 -0400

j,k,l,u,i, and o are numbered 1 through 6… what kind of hijinks have we got going on here? p is also participating in this coup with a tiny asterisk.

well, if you want to sing out, sing out.

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:38:15 -0400

well, if you want to sing out, sing out.

paris hilton is running for president.

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:00:00 -0400

paris hilton is running for president.